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Ann Curry doing her white-lady-slow-jam to Kings of Leon

Two questions (I meant to post Monday)

1. Iraqi-American educational exchange, who gets the better end of that deal?

(We do.)

2. Birthers, who would you rather have run for president in 2012, Arnold Schwarzenegger of Peter Hoekstra?

Thing I said to my brother

There's a line between ironic enjoyment and cynical perversion, and [your occasional mock obsession with The Breakfast Club] crosses it.

As All Stars Do

We proceed cautiously, faltering ever
so slightly at first, yet proudly

reaching the target.  That's proof that gleams—
and I look fucking cute in this jacket;

let us go then, me and you,
Where the ferrous curvature dares delight the view.

Response to the Man with the peach colored tie and creepy smile

(Comme "health of the mother") Ben and Jerry's
is technically a "small business".
You and I both know they have to pay their taxes.

and

I refuse to believe that you don't believe
your choice of the woman who dropped the basketball
and saved a turkey wasn't the biggest mistake
of your life.