Weekly Sonnet 31

(Queer Theory) King Moonracer

It’s the most wonderful day of the year.
A feminism class will forever
stir how you watch Rudolph (means slips slips hers).

Fact: Senator Larry Craig is not a
homosexual; he is a pervert.

Nothing ever too fabulous: I’ll lay
out fine china on the linen, polish
up the chrome. Hermey wears not a mesh shirt,
there’s always tomorrow, the snow doth swish.
Wake up!—With ringing cheer and joyous shout,
chill—Don’t you know that it’s time to come out?
(What the HELL have you got back there, reindeer!?)
Please do join me in my important search
for Dust, and boycott the Catholic Church.