Memetics Part II

To the tune "Yes, Jesus Loves Me"

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Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
I hate your commercial, but I love your product.

There's a pain upon my brow
Don't I feel a presence: thou?
Break the seal and lift the top.
Annoint me with this cooling slop.

Chorus

I have got the worst migraine
Like a fœtus in my brain.
No need to pull out a knife
With a tube, I end my strife.

Chorus

For this pounding on my temple
Remedies should all be simple.
Marketing is not an art
When a culture's rent apart.

Chorus

All the studies, they do show:
Psychosomatic; yes, I know.
Works as good as horse manure,
A pound of delusion's worth an ounce of cure.

Chorus

Amen.