Emergency Admittance, Exterior
Guillaume “GILL” Donoray (played by the actor playing JENN and PERDY) approaches JUDD; He wears a goatee and a trooper uniform.
JUDD
Oh, hey, Gill.
GILL
Hi, Judd.
JUDD
Uh, do you think Mis'ess Basser is going to be okay?
GILL
Yeah, I think it just looks more horrifying than it actually is. It's only first or second degree burns but, you know, it got—
JUDD
—so much of her face.
GILL
Yes. Now. I understand you told the nurse it was an
(checking a notepad)
...errantly flung mooseburger that caused all this?
JUDD
Yes.
GILL
They extracted some glass fragments, do you—
JUDD
She had a lemonade at the time.
It must've gone through her glass.
GILL
All of us noted a strange odor—
JUDD
(slight flash of panic)
It was Country Time,
mixed with some Everclear, maybe.
We treat the moose meat with a preservative.
GILL
Alright.
Now, did you see who flung this mooseburger?
JUDD
No.
That is, I'm sure it was one of the boys.
Probably one of the centers,
But no one is going to nar—
(catches himself, sharp intake of breath)
rat anyone out.
It would be useless to ask any of them.
GILL
Hm. I just want to know what you know in case Mis'ess Basser wanted to press any ch—
JUDD
Oh, I take full responsibility.
GILL
Though I don't imagine that she would.
JUDD
Me either.
Gill continues writing in his pad in five seconds of silence.
JUDD
You know what? I have some of Jenny's campaign literature for you and Phineas in the truck.
Could I get you some?
GILL
Why, sure.
Judd exits. Gill continues writing, whistling a verse of Tillman Franks' “When It's Springtime In Alaska (It's Forty Below)”. As Judd returns, Gill finishes writing with a flourish and sings.
GILL
When it's Springtime in Alaska, he'll be six feet below.
JUDD
Okay, basically the only new item is the change of the word “values” to the word “standards”.
GILL
What does—
JUDD
You'll really have to ask Jenny.
A Beat.
Is Perdy going to be alright?
Fade to black as Gill looks over his notes, giving a
non-committal head nod.
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